My name is John Doe. I am a paramedic working for Universal Exports. This blog is filled mostly with my experiences as a stretcher fetcher, medical information I find interesting, and other EMS related tidbits. And occasionally you'll find libertarian ideals and whatever I happen to find funny. If you're new to emergency medicine hit me up I'm always available to answer questions.

14th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Wellie Boots and wild trails with 277,347 notes

Sir Ian and Michael Gambon continue to be the most awesome people alive. [via]

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13th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from There was nothing on TV with 142 notes

terrible-beauty:

little—nemo:

Everytime I see this I think of terrible-beauty

Hahah awww. I love this post tho
little—nemo

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13th September 2014

Post reblogged from Teenage wasteland with 36 notes

xray55:

Patient with an amputated toe:
Medic: I know this is silly, but how would rate your pain on a scale of 1 to 10?
Patient: Dude, a mother fucking 11 and I just bought these fucking boots man!

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7th September 2014

Post reblogged from Although she be but little she is fierce! with 179 notes

A Great Tip for Sucking Chest Wounds

naloxonebiteparamedic:

Using tape on three sides just doesn’t f*cking work. Someone showed me this trick and I’ll never forget it.
Use A Defibrillator Pad!

That thing will stick to anything, blood, sweat, vomit. And it’ll keep the seal. It works, bring them into the ER and look like a rockstar.


Well now I’m curious

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6th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper with 38,202 notes

legolasskywalker:

Ron Swanson: Therapist.

I love this show

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6th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Thanking Some Heroes with 621 notes

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6th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Inside the Mind of a Troubled Author with 129 notes

Tagged: ems

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6th September 2014

Photo reblogged from Our EMS Site with 40 notes

Tagged: ems

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6th September 2014

Photoset reblogged from Is The Scene Safe? with 64,242 notes

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Scottish Tumbr Photoset #9

More?

British Tumblr photoset #8

Canadian Tumblr Photoset #10

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5th September 2014

Photo reblogged from From turnout gear to breeches and boots with 4,461 notes

atraversso:

Early one morning…  by Mark Bridger 

It’s almost that time of year…

atraversso:

Early one morning… by Mark Bridger


It’s almost that time of year…

Tagged: deer seasonbetter that christmas

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