My name is John Doe. I am a paramedic working for Universal Exports. This blog is filled mostly with my experiences as a stretcher fetcher, medical information I find interesting, and other EMS related tidbits. And occasionally you'll find libertarian ideals and whatever I happen to find funny. If you're new to emergency medicine hit me up I'm always available to answer questions.

28th July 2014

Post reblogged from Teenage wasteland with 80,935 notes

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

Let them leave. There are a million+ high school students that need gas money. What’s the unemployment rate in the US? Yeah, there’s someone else willing to work that job for the wages provided.

Tagged: fucking liberals

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28th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Inside the Mind of a Troubled Author with 1,557 notes

bolt-carrier-assembly:

livinonadrenaline:

djapavlak:

liv4me:

celer-et-audax:

USS Iowa firing broadside during Korean War

Such great footage.

And that is 300 less screaming chinamen

Because there are chinamen in korea -.- you uneducated fuck

Lol. The irony! While i might not agree with the offensive comment above the last one,you just called someone an uneducated fuck for knowing something that you didn’t.Chinese troops crossing the Yalu river into North Korea.There were around 1.3 million fighting Chinese and roughly 400,000 dead as a result of that war.Because there were fucking Chinamen in Korea.

Dude! Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. And the Chinamen is not the fucking issue here!

bolt-carrier-assembly:

livinonadrenaline:

djapavlak:

liv4me:

celer-et-audax:

USS Iowa firing broadside during Korean War

Such great footage.

And that is 300 less screaming chinamen

Because there are chinamen in korea -.- you uneducated fuck

Lol. The irony
While i might not agree with the offensive comment above the last one,
you just called someone an uneducated fuck for knowing something that you didn’t.


Chinese troops crossing the Yalu river into North Korea.

There were around 1.3 million fighting Chinese and roughly 400,000 dead as a result of that war.

Because there were fucking Chinamen in Korea.

Dude! Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature. And the Chinamen is not the fucking issue here!

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23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from "Well Behaved Women Seldom Make History". with 33 notes

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23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Joseph with 72 notes

failnation:

"YOU’RE NEXT"http://failnation.tumblr.com

failnation:

"YOU’RE NEXT"
http://failnation.tumblr.com

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23rd July 2014

Photo reblogged from Joseph with 200 notes

semperprocinctus:

nolongerwhole:

azgunguy:

revengeofthemudbutt:

sverdactual:

saynotogunbans:

There’s more to survival than just stocking up ammo.http://saynotogunbans.tumblr.com

this is what i say to all the dudes who are like, I HAVE 1835908 guns in such and such a model and caliber. oh yeah? have fun carrying all that shit. also, do you know how to pack a wound? then they get all pissy and say oh well im not gonna go anywhere im just gonna go north and strongpoint my cabin. FUCK YOUR CABIN! MOVEMENT IS LIFE SON

Reblogging because

Gunshot wounds to the lungs are possibly the most important to learn. It definitely can be the difference between life and death. Tension pneumothorax is one of 3 top killers amongst troops overseas. Learning to use an Asherman Chest Seal, and even a chest decompression needle is totally life saving.

Flutter valves, 18 gauge decompression needle, and a nasopharyngeal airway. 18 bucks for all three online. Get it, train it, save a life. I will see if I can dig up my CLS course notes an post them.

Good stuff


Any GSW to the chest in a post-apocalyptic scenario is a death sentence. The only definitive care for a pneumo is surgery; flutter valves, occlusive dressings, and needle decompression will only buy time, but time will eventually run out with the lack of an OR and IV antibiotics.

semperprocinctus:

nolongerwhole:

azgunguy:

revengeofthemudbutt:

sverdactual:

saynotogunbans:

There’s more to survival than just stocking up ammo.
http://saynotogunbans.tumblr.com

this is what i say to all the dudes who are like, I HAVE 1835908 guns in such and such a model and caliber. oh yeah? have fun carrying all that shit. also, do you know how to pack a wound? then they get all pissy and say oh well im not gonna go anywhere im just gonna go north and strongpoint my cabin. FUCK YOUR CABIN! MOVEMENT IS LIFE SON

Reblogging because

Gunshot wounds to the lungs are possibly the most important to learn. It definitely can be the difference between life and death. Tension pneumothorax is one of 3 top killers amongst troops overseas. Learning to use an Asherman Chest Seal, and even a chest decompression needle is totally life saving.

Flutter valves, 18 gauge decompression needle, and a nasopharyngeal airway. 18 bucks for all three online. Get it, train it, save a life. I will see if I can dig up my CLS course notes an post them.

Good stuff

Any GSW to the chest in a post-apocalyptic scenario is a death sentence. The only definitive care for a pneumo is surgery; flutter valves, occlusive dressings, and needle decompression will only buy time, but time will eventually run out with the lack of an OR and IV antibiotics.

Source: saynotogunbans

21st July 2014

Link reblogged from Our EMS Site with 41 notes

I'm trying a new method with my "transfer of care" reports. →

thundercunt-kat:

"So there he was, standing at the open door of the fridge, innocently reaching for his midnight snack, when suddenly his sense of balance left him. Limbs flailing, gravity took control and pulled his flaccid body downwards toward the earth, landing him on his coccyx. He lay…

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21st July 2014

Photo reblogged from omnia vincit amor with 74 notes

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17th July 2014

Post reblogged from I am done being afraid. with 59,379 notes

asongstress:

Remus Lupin’s blue hair-having, rebellious, snogging in dark corners for longer than humanly possible punk child. 

Sirius and James are losing their shit in the afterlife. 

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17th July 2014

Photo reblogged from Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper with 8,509 notes

That’s good

That’s good

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17th July 2014

Post with 2 notes

House is fuckin up

They just synchronize cardioverted when they should have pushed adenosine and then they pushed atropine when they should have paced.

Tagged: come on guys